“I’ve had a jelly scan.”
Red-fringe
“I’ve had a jelly scan.”
Red-fringe
“I’m presuming he doesn’t bleed out of his penis for 3 days a month …”
Boulder
“I don’t want a team of Annas on my cock!”
Older
“I’m gonna take the plunger and have a shit.”
Older
“Just imagine she’s mid-rape ..”
Youth
“It’s when you go a bit more expensive for a plastic knob.”
Boulder
“I was a tad hungover so I thought it’d be a great idea to crawl into his bed. His duvet’s softer than mine so it was a logical choice. I didn’t realise that he was on skype to his mum at the time. She was rather scared by a bedraggled looking me in nothing but my boxers and a single sock, yes she pointed out that I was lacking a left sock, crawling into his bed at 3 in the afternoon and just lying there groaning.”
Captain Jack
“My gooch is so cute, I just want to give it an ickle, tiny hug.”
Legolas
“Harry Potter and the Time He Got Ran Over by The Knight Bus.”
Red-Fringe
“Oh my God, there’s black men on Disney.”
Boulder
